This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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