I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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