Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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