I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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