Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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