Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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