No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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