Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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