I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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