i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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