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I got chris browned last night

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(810): I got chris browned last night http://tfl.nu/zhhu

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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(801): Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah... (435): A message to Mrs Obama perhaps? http://tfl.nu/yprl

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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at

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(651): I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at http://tfl.nu/8c2c

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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(636): trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites. http://tfl.nu/811n

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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

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(366): just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her. http://tfl.nu/eijl

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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.

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(401): I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails. http://tfl.nu/8vyo

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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.

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(310): Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack. http://tfl.nu/hyp4

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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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(225): Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. http://tfl.nu/n4ph

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(810): View more from Michigan

Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.

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I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.

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(810): Two word: claymation porn. Think about it. (1-810): I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me. http://tfl.nu/emwe

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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

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(904): Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day http://tfl.nu/vw4k

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(678): View more from Georgia

HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.

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Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle

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(678): HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve. (1-678): Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle http://tfl.nu/629h

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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.

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(706): All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated. http://tfl.nu/hsx6

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(585): View more from New York

Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit

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(585): Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit http://tfl.nu/5lf7

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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship

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(860): so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship http://tfl.nu/7dsx

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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..

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(562): You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire".. http://tfl.nu/0vru

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