He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."