i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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