So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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