He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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