I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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