i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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