When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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