I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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