NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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