So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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