Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.