I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Randomize
