Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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