im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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