it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
