this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Randomize
