I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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