this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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