Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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