break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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