idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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