Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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