She said her name was "party"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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