oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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