he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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