he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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