I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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