..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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