She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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