He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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