He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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