Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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