Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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