god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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