He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was like eating out sand paper
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
