Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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