If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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