they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
