Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dignity is for republicans.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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