I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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