Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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