How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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