I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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