its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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