But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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