if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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