I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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